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Monday, July 27, 2015
DC Dana Book: Arriving September 1!
I've spent the last few months in hibernation but I promise I'm still alive. I've just been working on --
My. First. BOOK!
Confessions of an Unlikely Runner
Available on Amazon Sept. 1 - More details coming soon!
This site will also be folding into a brand new website -- stay tuned for more details!
In the meantime, enjoy some of the most popular DC Dana posts below.
My. First. BOOK!
Confessions of an Unlikely Runner
Available on Amazon Sept. 1 - More details coming soon!
This site will also be folding into a brand new website -- stay tuned for more details!
In the meantime, enjoy some of the most popular DC Dana posts below.
Event Planning for the President
Family Fun Day
...And here is a picture of my cat, because fur-covered evil never gets old...
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Taking a break
Hi Internet,
I'm taking a break from blogging to work on some other projects (big news hopefully coming soon) but in the meantime, feel free to read some of my most popular posts below and feel free to share in the comments any similar ridiculous stories you might have. See you soon!
I'm taking a break from blogging to work on some other projects (big news hopefully coming soon) but in the meantime, feel free to read some of my most popular posts below and feel free to share in the comments any similar ridiculous stories you might have. See you soon!
Event Planning for the President
That One Time I Tried CrossFit
...And here is a picture of my cat, because fur-covered evil never gets old...
Friday, March 20, 2015
Give One Picture That Describes Your Story...
I attended a team offsite event for work this week and to help us all get to know each other better, we were asked to bring in one photo that describes our "story." I ended up bringing in this:
Big Wheel bike |
Because around the time I was 3 or 4 years old, I made my parents amused and proud when I was riding my Big Wheel down the street in my original home state of Washington and I chose to turn around in the driveway in front of a retirement home. Well, one elderly woman was sitting outside and did not like that I was doing that so she kept trying to make me stop. But I didn't stop, because I knew I wasn't doing anything wrong and that lady didn't own the driveway, and I wasn't hurting anyone. And I had to turn around somewhere because hello! Parents don't just let you keep riding your Big Wheel until you reach Oregon! Anyway, my parents lovingly tell stories like that as examples of the fact that I've always been a little headstrong, not afraid to challenge authority when appropriate, and not afraid to stand up for myself and do things my way.
Anyway, I ended up using that one image as an abstract way to explain that those traits carried into my adult life, blah blah blah, but a lot of other people chose the literal route and simply made collages of their lives.
Oh.
Yes, I suppose I could've done that instead of basically conveying to everyone that I was born a hot-head. Whoops.
So some of their collages showed the different jobs they had held before joining the career that we are now all in together -- government consulting. And some of their past roles included working in state politics, working overseas, etc. and it made me smile to myself thinking about what my collage would've included had I gone that route.
Below is a post I wrote years ago describing some of my former jobs. I think it's probably just as well that I stuck with the Big Wheel....
What a Way to Make a Living
(Originally posted July 2011)
So right now I just have the two careers
(consulting and the U.S. Navy Reserve) but maybe it's time to find a new random
gig again. Anyone need a weekend travel writer?....
What a Way to Make a Living
(Originally posted July 2011)
I apparently have an entrepreneurial heart because I started
wondering how to make money about the time I, I don't know, started breathing.
I sold cookies and Kool-aid at my mom's yard sales in the
summer. I sold Friendship Bracelets to other children who were too lazy to make
their own. (I grew up in the middle of Orchards, I had a lot of time on my
hands to braid thread...)
When I was 12, I worked (underage) as a quasi-maid at my
parents' motel. I also got on staff at another hotel as a babysitter. Because
apparently some rich people like to dump their kids off on perfect strangers
who haven't reached puberty yet while they go out on the town.
The first gig I got was taking care of a toddler and an
infant. The infant was sick. I'd never babysat before.
I never worked at that place again.
When I was 13, my family moved to Tennessee where I
continued my streak of random income-earning:
I worked as a Hostess at Shoney's.
I worked as a Dairy Queen server AT A TRUCK STOP.
I worked in a Rent-To-Own furniture store.
That one, I have tons of stories from. If you aren't
familiar with the typical clientele of that sort of place, let me describe some
of ours:
-we had actual Pimps
-we had drug dealers
-we had one lady with a tattoo on her forehead of a number
that my God-fearing self can't even type here
-and others who I've now blocked out in my memory
We'd repo furniture and it'd come back with roaches. I made
collection-calls. I drove the Box Truck. And I was the only female working
there, so if the customers and environment weren't enough, you should meet my
bosses!
One of them called me "Woman!" and also used the
term "Broad" and whenever anyone asked where anything was in the
office, the answer was:
"If it was up your *butt you'd know!"
*butt wasn't actually the word they preferred.
This is why I'm not really fazed by "difficult
personalities" in D.C....
After that, I started working...
...on an assembly line!
You thought I was going to say something boring, didn't you?
In my college town was a plant that made Foam Packaging for
everything from hospital beds, to BMW parts.
They paid above minimum wage and let you stare off into
space while mechanically going through the same motion for hours. I was sold.
That place was fun. There were some other guys (guys! Always
guys! I'm starting to see why I get along better with men in the workplace...)
from my school who also worked there. And they took more advantage of the place
then I did and used to bounce around in the back warehouse on the hospital
bedding we'd just put together. And take naps.
Meanwhile, me and my conscience worked steadily away at a
variety of brain-cell killing tasks.
Literally brain-cell killing. At one station we melted
Styrofoam with hair dryers to get items to stick together. Pretty sure that is
not the most healthy thing to smell for hours. But it explains a lot about me
now....
At another station, we had to stand up large foam mats and
spray glue on them, air-brush style. The great part was, (besides using the
glue gun) you were back up against an identical station sothat person's glue
would inevitably over-spray --
onto your hair.
I never had a dramatic incident but I do remember the
sensation of glue spray coming over the top of the divider wall. And I probably
was thinking "somehow this isn't how I pictured college life..."
After we sprayed them, we had to wrestle with these heavy
gel pads that went on one foam mat, then we had to slap a second foam mat on
top of that - forming part of a bed.
Once again, I feel bad for the end user of something I
created...
After college, I moved to D.C. where before I was hired full
time, I served as an intern for 3 months, making no money. So then I resorted
to scavenging free food at events whenever possible and at one point found out
about a catering job I could do to make some money. They bus you out to the
event (not in the best part of town) and you make sure the buffet stays full.
But the best part?
It was for Redskins Games.
So while I had to slave over steaming hot trays of food for
other people - I also got to watch pro-football for free. I only did it once,
but it was pretty fun. And it was ironic to have people dismiss you as
"just the server" but be getting paid, then get up, put on my Big
Girl Suit and walk right into the White House complex -- and work for free.
And even after the White House hired me full-time, you never
seem to have enough money in this town. So I've supplemented my income through
the years with everything from part-time work at Golds Gym to getting paid to
sing harmony in a cover band, to selling merchandise on a music tour, living in
a bus with a bluegrass band (as I mentioned here).
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Saturday, March 14, 2015
New Walls
I still intend to eventually write a post on my adventures in the United Arab Emirates, but you guys -- life is trying to mow me down again and I just can't keep up with everything. On top of everything else, I've added physical therapy to the mix which involves daily activities like isolating butt muscles in order to keep my knees from going out of socket ...you know, the usual life stuff (more on that in another post...). So I haven't had the time or energy to write so I'm leaving you with an old post. And since I'm in a season lately where I feel like I might be coming up on some new adventures, the post below seemed to fit nicely.
The Downward Spiral into Oblivion
(originally posted in 2013)
About a year ago, me, my friend Gina, and The Other Goldfish Poodle were all sitting around in a quaint little restaurant in West Virginia, when the topic of conversation shifted to - turning 30.
What proceeded out of my and Rod's mouths was nothing short of frantic vitriol being spat into Gina's face about how she should just stay in her 20's if at all possible because once you cross that threshold (and here's where one of my favorite Rod quotes is uttered) you enter a "downward spiral into oblivion."
Here's the thing. Rod and I LOVED our 20's. Being Goldfish Poodles, everything was so shiny and new and exciting. And everything felt like an accomplishment. Mom, I got a job! Mom, I have my own apartment! Mom, I decided not to eat the inside part of Oreo cookies for breakfast each day even though I totally can.
I started worrying that nothing I did would ever be seen as an accomplishment again, because I assumed that once you are in your 30's, people just expected everything. Of course you should have degrees. Of course you should've been promoted by now. Of course you should be able to keep a house plant alive....
Rod had similar fears. He felt like his major accomplishments all revolved directly around age. He won honors and held leadership positions for things that you age out of. He was always the youngest to do this or that, so he too feared that his best days were left in his 20's. Our best days were still somewhere using plastic crates as furniture and wearing Forever 21 outfits to the office. (Ok maybe that was just me. ...and maybe I still occasionally shop at Forever 21...but you get the point.)
And before you start judging us: yes, he and I both knew we were being uber dramatic and First World Problem-y. But it was fun to commiserate and there really was some tiny level of apprehension around our 30s. (Tiny level of apprehension meaning - I literally woke up panicking in the middle of the night more than once during my 29th year. I should switch to decaf and get a life, I know, I know.)
Oh! oh! And the other thing! For females, I feel like this whole getting older thing is even more pressure-filled because we have those baby-producing expiration dates and all that. And we are bombarded with stories of men who only want "younger models" etc. I just felt like my "value" for marriage was decreasing like a car. A really fun sporty car that splashed through mud, but still. And yes, I know I could've just settled down with someone in order to check off the whole Marriage box if I really wanted to, but I physically can't stay with someone just to check a box. I actually really need to love the dude. UGH. ANNOYING.
Anyway, Gina is laughing in our faces by this point while Rod and I are nearly making stoic suicide pacts over our chicken salad. At some point, Gina suggests that maybe Rod and I are climbing ladders of "success" based on wrong assumptions. That maybe we haven't reached the top of the ladders of our potentials, like we feared, but that we actually just need to find a new wall to lean the ladder on.
Ok, I explained that really poorly so if anyone reading this has a psychology degree, maybe you can help elaborate.
Regardless, it helped. Sort of. Rod and I pondered the possibility of New Walls and in the end, he ended up making a very personal/potentially career altering announcement in a very public forum, and me?
Well, I'm on my way to joining, anyway.(!!!!) A couple things need to take place first, but I was selected for something in the Navy Reserve.
So -YES! That is the thing I've been keeping from you (...and also my mother). The thing I went after like a spider monkey. The thing that had me running around the Pentagon frantically.
It's such a long story as to how I arrived at this goal, but I'm just thanking the Lord for the journey because it's been amazing on many different levels. I'm sure I'll have more to share (just imagine the embarrassing possibilities awaiting me in a world filled with physical fitness tests, uniforms, and weaponry...). But you know why I was selected? Because I had years of experience behind me.
AKA -- I likely wouldn't have had the slightest chance at this if I were still a fresh little 22 year old. Take that, Past Dana! With your wrinkle-free face!
So, OK, fine. Maybe there are a lot more things to be done even after your 20's. Maybe there are higher walls that I didn't even realize existed when everything seemed so new and shiny and I still felt cute and naive enough to get away with anything.
I think I'll do just that, Olivia. Uniform shopping. (...and maybe some new stilletos...)
What proceeded out of my and Rod's mouths was nothing short of frantic vitriol being spat into Gina's face about how she should just stay in her 20's if at all possible because once you cross that threshold (and here's where one of my favorite Rod quotes is uttered) you enter a "downward spiral into oblivion."
Here's the thing. Rod and I LOVED our 20's. Being Goldfish Poodles, everything was so shiny and new and exciting. And everything felt like an accomplishment. Mom, I got a job! Mom, I have my own apartment! Mom, I decided not to eat the inside part of Oreo cookies for breakfast each day even though I totally can.
I started worrying that nothing I did would ever be seen as an accomplishment again, because I assumed that once you are in your 30's, people just expected everything. Of course you should have degrees. Of course you should've been promoted by now. Of course you should be able to keep a house plant alive....
Rod had similar fears. He felt like his major accomplishments all revolved directly around age. He won honors and held leadership positions for things that you age out of. He was always the youngest to do this or that, so he too feared that his best days were left in his 20's. Our best days were still somewhere using plastic crates as furniture and wearing Forever 21 outfits to the office. (Ok maybe that was just me. ...and maybe I still occasionally shop at Forever 21...but you get the point.)
And before you start judging us: yes, he and I both knew we were being uber dramatic and First World Problem-y. But it was fun to commiserate and there really was some tiny level of apprehension around our 30s. (Tiny level of apprehension meaning - I literally woke up panicking in the middle of the night more than once during my 29th year. I should switch to decaf and get a life, I know, I know.)
Oh! oh! And the other thing! For females, I feel like this whole getting older thing is even more pressure-filled because we have those baby-producing expiration dates and all that. And we are bombarded with stories of men who only want "younger models" etc. I just felt like my "value" for marriage was decreasing like a car. A really fun sporty car that splashed through mud, but still. And yes, I know I could've just settled down with someone in order to check off the whole Marriage box if I really wanted to, but I physically can't stay with someone just to check a box. I actually really need to love the dude. UGH. ANNOYING.
Anyway, Gina is laughing in our faces by this point while Rod and I are nearly making stoic suicide pacts over our chicken salad. At some point, Gina suggests that maybe Rod and I are climbing ladders of "success" based on wrong assumptions. That maybe we haven't reached the top of the ladders of our potentials, like we feared, but that we actually just need to find a new wall to lean the ladder on.
Ok, I explained that really poorly so if anyone reading this has a psychology degree, maybe you can help elaborate.
Regardless, it helped. Sort of. Rod and I pondered the possibility of New Walls and in the end, he ended up making a very personal/potentially career altering announcement in a very public forum, and me?
I JOINED THE MILITARY.
Well, I'm on my way to joining, anyway.(!!!!) A couple things need to take place first, but I was selected for something in the Navy Reserve.
And yes, I'm absolutely going to yell "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" every time I put on the uniform. I know that movie was about Marines, but yelling "MY EGO IS WRITING CHECKS MY BODY CAN'T CASH!" is not as rewarding...
So -YES! That is the thing I've been keeping from you (...and also my mother). The thing I went after like a spider monkey. The thing that had me running around the Pentagon frantically.
It's such a long story as to how I arrived at this goal, but I'm just thanking the Lord for the journey because it's been amazing on many different levels. I'm sure I'll have more to share (just imagine the embarrassing possibilities awaiting me in a world filled with physical fitness tests, uniforms, and weaponry...). But you know why I was selected? Because I had years of experience behind me.
AKA -- I likely wouldn't have had the slightest chance at this if I were still a fresh little 22 year old. Take that, Past Dana! With your wrinkle-free face!
So, OK, fine. Maybe there are a lot more things to be done even after your 20's. Maybe there are higher walls that I didn't even realize existed when everything seemed so new and shiny and I still felt cute and naive enough to get away with anything.
I'm now trying to look at 30's more the way Olivia Wilde talked about them in Glamour (yes, I just quoted a Hollywood actress and referenced a fashion magazine. I may be joining the U.S. Military, but I am not turning in my Superficial Girl card, child please.) - "Saturn has now orbited the sun once since you've been alive; make this next go-round whatever you want it to be. Consider your baggage (bad boyfriends, job setbacks, body issues) lost by the airline of life, leaving you empty-handed at your new destination with only one choice: Go shopping."
I think I'll do just that, Olivia. Uniform shopping. (...and maybe some new stilletos...)
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Nepal 6: Namaste, Nepal
In the end our trek was about 28 miles total.
'I hiked stairs for four days and all I got was this ID card' |
After we unloaded our gear at Kim's, we went out for more Kathmandu tourism.We learned more about the country, and passed vehicles with interesting spellings like "pik up" or "pawared by [fill in the blank]"
Kim's family car was a motorbike called a "Unicorn." I thoroughly enjoyed the Unicorn.
It was on the Unicorn that I had the exhilarating experience of riding on the back of a motorbike through the streets of Kathmandu, literally so close to the traffic around us that at one point I hit my knee on another bike's mirror while we navigated the city streets. This is how it looked at times:
http://jaymepoisson.blogspot.com/2010/04/im-settling-into-this-wonderful-city.html |
http://www.fotothing.com/Weesue/photo/eb096b153d858fe6f645125ec1fb937f/ |
At another point, we had three of us on the bike, as Kim, her husband and I all "carpooled' to dinner.
We basically looked like this, but more cramped:
Christin's flight was before mine, so before she left, we all wandered around Kathmandu together. We rode a rickshaw to Thamel, and passed by the many "Northfake" (fake NorthFace) stores.
We saw Durbar Square again
And went to see: The Kumari.
The Kumari is believed to be a "living goddess" in Nepal and the story fascinated me. From what I gathered, a committe selects a little girl through a series of tests (must have good family history, can't have any cuts, can't show fear when left alone in a scary building at night....interesting stuff.) And she becomes the Kumari until she's reaches puberty. She can't ever bleed, so she has to be carried everywhere outside so that she doesn't cut her feet or anything. She lives in a building in the square without her family and has keepers and teachers around her. At a certain time of day, people are allowed to catch a glimpse of her for just a second. It's considered kind of like getting a blessing from her.
I of course had to see this little Kumari.
The current one is about 9 years old I think. We weren't allowed to photograph her (although, don't be silly, you could purchase photos of her outside), but sure enough, at the time alotted, we all gathered in the inner courts of her house and were told to watch the upper center window. And all of a sudden, this small girl with elaborate makeup appeared in the window. She looked serious and almost bored. She looked around and then disappeared again.
Christin's flight was before mine, so before she left, we all wandered around Kathmandu together. We rode a rickshaw to Thamel, and passed by the many "Northfake" (fake NorthFace) stores.
Monks window shop too |
Me in my rickshaw taking a photo of Kim in her rickshaw |
Streets around Thamel |
Chillin' on the steps of "hippie temple" where rock legends used to hang out to find enlightenment |
View from hippie temple of Durbar Square |
And went to see: The Kumari.
The Kumari is believed to be a "living goddess" in Nepal and the story fascinated me. From what I gathered, a committe selects a little girl through a series of tests (must have good family history, can't have any cuts, can't show fear when left alone in a scary building at night....interesting stuff.) And she becomes the Kumari until she's reaches puberty. She can't ever bleed, so she has to be carried everywhere outside so that she doesn't cut her feet or anything. She lives in a building in the square without her family and has keepers and teachers around her. At a certain time of day, people are allowed to catch a glimpse of her for just a second. It's considered kind of like getting a blessing from her.
I of course had to see this little Kumari.
The current one is about 9 years old I think. We weren't allowed to photograph her (although, don't be silly, you could purchase photos of her outside), but sure enough, at the time alotted, we all gathered in the inner courts of her house and were told to watch the upper center window. And all of a sudden, this small girl with elaborate makeup appeared in the window. She looked serious and almost bored. She looked around and then disappeared again.
inner courts |
I did not take this photo! They did - http://asianitinerary.com/magic-kathmandu-basantapur-durbar-square/ |
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084901/Extraordinary-life-child-Kumari-virgin-goddess-adored-thousands-religious-festival.html |
Christin left and I spent my last day seeing more of Kathmandu. I saw another square:
And again realized how much I really don't fit in Nepal:
oh HAI ceiling! |
Yep, mind your head indeed |
I had dinner with Kim and her husband before finally boarding my plane around 10 pm headed to Dubai.
...where a slew of new adventures awaited me during the 24 hour layover I would spend in the United Arab Emirates.
More in the next post.
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Dubai
I went from seeing extreme poverty to seeing the most ridiculous wealth in a matter of hours.
I arrived in Dubai at 2 a.m. and had precisely 24 hours to tour around before boarding my last plane back to the states.
I made the most of it.
After curling up in a chair near a coffee kiosk and setting my travel alarm, I woke up around 8 or 9 am and began to convert the women's bathroom into my personal dressing room. I put my contacts back in my tired eyes, changed lcothes and put on makeup. I left my bags and jumped on the city metro train bound for the Old City.
I rode an Abra to the Old City, hit the gold Souk,
where I was immediatley pounced on by merchants. Ah yes, markets. This was not my first rodeo.
I steeled against the "you want purses?" undercover implorings at each intersection I crossed.
Where was the gold?
finally saw AH! gold then decided I did want purses. so the hunted became te hunter and I set out to find a purse guy.
It didn't take long. A man saw the .. in my eyes and began dragging me throught hte market.
This may have caused apprehension, but I knew what this was. I was once pushed into a fak door ...chiniatown then shoved out of it when the cops were coming.
I calmly and cheerfully let myself be run all over the market as if I were being kidnapped. This is all part of the game.
was draggged around by a merchant, hit the spice and textile souks, rode a boat back, hopped in a cab, ran to the Burj... for the most expensive lunch I've ever had, took a golf cart over to .. to see more opulence before taking a cab up town to the Burj in time fo rmy appointment to go up to the hight observation tower, looked around the Dubai mall, saw the fountain show, took the metro train back to the mall of the emirates to see the ski lift, then finaly made it back to the airport in time to grab my things, take a cab over to the proper terminal, eat a sandwich and finally board my flight home at 2am on Monday. Which was delayed because of a medical emergency on board.
where I was immediatley pounced on by merchants. Ah yes, markets. This was not my first rodeo.
I steeled against the "you want purses?" undercover implorings at each intersection I crossed.
Where was the gold?
finally saw AH! gold then decided I did want purses. so the hunted became te hunter and I set out to find a purse guy.
It didn't take long. A man saw the .. in my eyes and began dragging me throught hte market.
This may have caused apprehension, but I knew what this was. I was once pushed into a fak door ...chiniatown then shoved out of it when the cops were coming.
I calmly and cheerfully let myself be run all over the market as if I were being kidnapped. This is all part of the game.
was draggged around by a merchant, hit the spice and textile souks, rode a boat back, hopped in a cab, ran to the Burj... for the most expensive lunch I've ever had, took a golf cart over to .. to see more opulence before taking a cab up town to the Burj in time fo rmy appointment to go up to the hight observation tower, looked around the Dubai mall, saw the fountain show, took the metro train back to the mall of the emirates to see the ski lift, then finaly made it back to the airport in time to grab my things, take a cab over to the proper terminal, eat a sandwich and finally board my flight home at 2am on Monday. Which was delayed because of a medical emergency on board.
Kentucky Derby winners are less tired than I was after that weekend.
OR just list: saw
souk
burj
ski
etc.
took every form of transportaiton:
Abra
cab
train
I'm of the Go Big or Go Home school of thought.
OR just list: saw
souk
burj
ski
etc.
took every form of transportaiton:
Abra
cab
train
I'm of the Go Big or Go Home school of thought.
Saw seik going into gym. That whistle ring on every cell. Pretty sure I paid nearly 20 for sparkle water. Man in souk dragging me everywhere. Reminded me of China purse lady in nyc. "America supreme country. " how many territories?
Don't understand ppl who can fly intl in nice outfits. I had yoga pants and a sweater that would randomly show way too much and I felt nicer than normal.
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